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    Find A Grave
    "Find A Grave"lets you searh through a huge database of famous graves. Search by name, claim to fame, and much, much more. There is also a large database of non-famous graves you can browse. Scary? Yes. Bizarre? Well, yes. Morbid? Well...

    Flashbacks
    This unique site transports you back to a time and place when everything you owned was really groovy. Did you lose your mood ring? Misplace your Leif Garrett poster? Stain your School House Rock t-shirt? Stretch your Stretch Armstong too far? Fret not fellow old timers, your life is not over. You can now reclaim your all-time favorite collectables at flashbacks.com. Surf through their galaxy of retro items and reclaim your goods!

    Fuck You All
    Get you own e-mail address as fuckyouall.com and be the envy of everyone one your block.

    Gallery of Huge Beings
    A collection of fiberglass and concrete giants standing tirelessly along our highways and by-ways, enticing us to buy tires, get gas, eat at Happy Chef, etc. This is exciting stuff.

    Girlfriend of the Future
    Michael wants a new girlfriend. Michael just lost his old girlfriend. Michael doesn't say how he managed to misplace an entire person, but we're willing to cut him some slack since he's only in 6th grade. And did we neglect to mention that Michael doesn't just want any girlfriend? He wants you. It doesn't matter if you're married, old enough to be his grandmother, or male, Michael is an equal opportunity dater. If you're confused now, we're sure a quick visit to Hello My Future Girlfriend should obfuscate things even futher.

    Gus is De-Hired (A dot.comedy)
    A 32 year old dot.com employee assembles this site as a homage to the last days of his company. Learn about the military tactics of his bosses and the frustration of being onboard at a sinking enterprise.

    How Not to Cook a Lobster
    Have you ever tried to prepare a delicacy on borrowed instructions and half-baked ideas? Just winging it is not always the way to go. You‚ll find many sites on the Internet that will teach you the proper way to do things but very few that teach you what NOT to do. A gentleman from Boston named John Hargrave has shared with the world how not to prepare a lobster. His experience was interesting to say the least. Enjoy!

    How Sock Monkeys Saved the World
    This site reveals a hidden secret that many of us had suspected but weren‚t bold enough to verbalize ˆ that Sock Monkeys were the real champions behind our mastery of the Y2K success. Matthew Woelk, Doctor of Stuffed Animal Psychology reveals how he witnessed the infamous inanimate objects save the world from disaster.

    How To Destroy Your Computer
    Many computer users perform their own hardware upgrades, and a distressing number of these result in insufficient damage to the system. Destroying your own computer is every user's right and, is downright expected by the repair personnel whose very livelihood is put in peril by those users who perversely persist in correctly upgrading their equipment. This site will explain to you, the user, the most common ways by which you can cause your computer to cease to function. Follow the instructions carefully and you will shortly find yourself making appropriate contributions to the all-important service sector.

    How to Predict the Weather Using a Pig Spleen
    We all know that, when you want a REAL weather prediction, you should turn to The Old Farmer's Almanac. By using nothing more than a pig's spleen and some horse sense, you can put your local weatherman and his Doppler Radar to shame...

    International Chindogu Society -
    The friend (or partner) who offers to scratch your back is a friend (or partner) indeed. Except it all goes horribly wrong when they just can't seem to locate the maddening itch. For those who are fed up of saying, 'left a bit... up a bit... right a bit... damn!' comes a very special T-shirt, complete with Battleships style, itch-locater grid. The scratchee is also equipped with a hand-held miniature corresponding grid-map, for accurate communication. So when the scratcher says, 'I'm scratching F5, ' the scratchee can say, 'try G7'.

    Jaco's Wacky Newz
    Weird news involving bizarre, unexplained but true and hilarious happenings. This is an eclectic collection of stories from around the world that will make you feel a little bit better about your own feeble existence.

    Jerry Garcia Autopsy
    Still bumming that Jerry ain't truckin' no more? Us too. 8-9-95 was a totally rough day. You know what though? You can still feel Jerry's magic - right here on this Web site. Yeah! So crank up the rad tunes, rip a few tubes and join us for a very special reenactment of the most rockingest autopsy of all time!!

    Lakewood Croquet Club
    Mallets plus morons equals mayhem. If you think extreme sports have become less than pulse-pounding, then you haven‚t tried the latest raw adrenaline booster: extreme croquet. Matches are played on unmanicured lawns full of bumps and roots, players are expected to cheat, grudges are encouraged, and all contestants must speak in bad British accents during play. Sounds like a game for the new millennium.

    Leonard Nimoy Should Eat More Salsa Foundation
    Leonard Nimoy is excellent and salsa is excellent. Therefore, if Leonard Nimoy ate more salsa, clearly he would become an unstoppable force of excellence. Alas, despite the entreaties of Star Trek colleagues DeForest Kelly and William Shatner, not only has the Man Who Would Be Spock not eaten any, but he has also shown a severe aversion to the spicy Mexican foodstuff. Join up today and make the future safe for our children‚s chips!


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