I am sofa-king drunk, you're sofa-king ugly, and I'll be sofa-king sober in the morning.
Bruce Fisher - Beaverton, OR

I am Sofa-King Sleepy!
Sabrina - Lockport, New York

I am Sofa-King tired of you looking at my tits!
Nina - Seattle, Washington

I am Sofa-King pregnant!
Kelly Harding - Omaha, Nebraska

I am Sofa-King hungover!
Kelly Harding - Omaha, Nebraska

That's Sofa-King like you!
Pork Mulligan - Lincoln, Nebraska

Sofa-King what you're gifted, hurry up!!!!
Tim and Vicki Blystone - Nashville, Tennessee

I am Sofa-King tired of being Politically Correct
John Mullin - Chicago, Illinois

I am Sofa-King tired of your bullshit!
Bobbie Suger - Lincoln, Nebraska

Isn't that Sofa-King special!
Michael Flick - Lincoln, Nebraska

I am Sofa-King nice!
Lance Manion - Boston, Massachusetts  

I am Sofa-King tired!
Michael Olson - Houston, Texas

You are Sofa-King geeky!
Sean Morris - Churchville, West Virginia

I am Sofa-King cool!
Charles Pruitt - Fairbanks, Alaska

I am Sofa-King late!
Ben Spencer - Latrobe, Pennsylvania

I am Sofa-King lost!
Bonnie Wargotti - Okolona, Kentucky

I am Sofa-King rich!
Mark Damon - North Platte, Nebraska

Racism is Sofa-King lame!
Robert Olson - Rapid City, South Dakota

You are Sofa-King lame!
Robert Olson - Rapid City, South Dakota

You are Sofa-King fat!
Randy Snelling - Laramie, Wyoming